So, you hate Winsloze/doze/zzzzz.... too, do you? Well, good, because
here you can see lots of jokes... all dedicated (in a roundabout sort of way
), to the worst operating system in the world. (Anyone remember Spectrum +3?)
Proper jokes
- The best way to make Windows crash.....
Throw a brick at it (or would that be smash?)
- What do you call a skillful Windows user?
A genius.
- Spent yesterday clearing a virus off my hard drive. Wasted 100Mb it did.
It was called Windows 95.
- You wouldn't believe this... a Skoda won the Grand Prix the other day.
Then Windows started multitasking.
- What do Windows and a bad driver have in common?
They both crash every five minutes.
- Windows definition of multitasking :
Crash and reboot at the same time.
- Microsoft Airlines philosophy : If it crashes, reboot it.
Nice things to call Windoze (I mean Windows)
- Windoze
- Winsloze
- Double glazing
- Better off smashed
- Wincrash
- Amiga 85 (and it still ain't as good!)
- Tool of the Devil
- The worst possible follow-up to the worst possible start (meaning MS-TOSS)
- Multitasking from Hell